HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

hey guys

sorry i'v been gone so long...again. lol. so a lots been happening...& wen i say a lot i mean...not very much. lol, nah, yesterday wus katies birthday (katies my lil' sister, she is now 9). we went 2 frankie & bennys which wus awesome. the meal wus great, especially dessert, i hads the east coast sundae, totally amazing but now i really need 2 go on a diet. & i will 2 so take tht sam lol.

had a really anoyin day, PHSE day at school, bloody took the piss. aerobics, interform quizzes, (with subject i dont know) skipping & bloody dance....DANCE!!! >.<, i h8 dance...almost as much as i h8 my hair....or my name. its so anoyin.

still havnt herd from Britains got Talent either. im sure i havnt made the callbacks but im not allowed 2 giv up hope yet. *rolls eyes* ppl can b ur best friends & yet still anoy u wen they say certain things. lol

anyways, ima go now. flop in my room & chillax watching katies new scooby doo mvoie (yes i hav permission)

ciao dudes....& dudettes lol. ;)

Y.A. ROCKS!!!

hey there

hows my fav blog readers, man iv missed y.....hey, where r u goin? aw cmon, im sorry i aint been here 4 a while, iv been busy.....plz dont leave. :`(...... yay, u guys r awesome, y'know:D. lol anyways wots kept me so busy i cudnt blog 2 ya u ask. wellsince my last blog i hav had a mok interview at school (which went quite well i mite add) & also even more awesomely important.....YOUNG AMERICANS!!! :D <3>

ugh another thing i havnt mentioned yet, sam has discovered tht he likes my air in bunches *rolls eyes then laffs* lol, yeh i had my hair bac the other nite & he sed it wus cute so last nite wen my hair wus down & sortof hidin my face he tied it bac into bunches 4 me....IM NOT 5....even if i do act like it sumtimes lol. >.<>

oh & btw, my cold is gone now....YAY! :D lol.

well thts about it 4 now, ima go & i promise i'll b bac a lot sooner this time. :)

ciao guys, c ya in the next blog.

biteless? >.<

hey guys

heres a real good news-bad news moment. good news is im not a vampire anymore!! yay, aint tht gr8? well ok not really but its safer & bad news is im still ill, i swear im bloody dyin here. ok fine, so its all bad news, so sue me i'll jus cum & bite ya...w8...no...i cnt aw dammit. >.< :`( emmet is now on the war path, as soon as im not bein watched by sam (he's constantly protectin me rite now(hav i told u he's awesome? yeh? well ima tell u again, ok? HE'S AWESOME!!! :D) lol) he's gonna cum get me, bite me then he'll b my master & i'll hav 2 leave 4eva....which means no more blogs.....u can cum in wif the "NOOOOO!"m anytime now......oh fine, stuff u mr/mrs-we-h8-these-blogs. read sumfin else then if ya dont like it. anyhoo where wus i...oh yeh, ill & bin hunted by a psychotic vampire dude who'll make me b clan queen by force & take me away 4eva. nooooo! i dont wanna go!!! >.<>.<>.<" 2 many needles *hides under bed* ish ascareded.

on the plus side, my determination 2 go into school even tho im dyin is payin off, im not failin music. yaaaaay!!! owie my hed, ok no loud voices plz......I SED NO LOUD VOICES!! ouch jeez u guys h8 me, dont ya? lol ok fine then, ima go, c if i care.....ok so i do care, so sue me, u wont win. i know sum1 thts a law student so HA!! owie, n shoutin. >.<>

BYE!! owie, hedache >.<

bite & flight ^ ^

hey there

sorry i dint do a very good job of introin myself b4.

im lauren (or vannessa, dependin on how ya know me), a 14 yr old vampire/time-lord (which means i got 2 hearts tht dont bloody beat) & i live wif my awesome werewolf big brother (ok so he's my ex, big deal). yeh, so much 4 vampire/werewolf enemity lol. he's acshuly absolutely bloody brilliant. thing is i still kinda love him but it wus me tht fucked things up between us anyways. three reasons y i cnt go wif him again. 1. my best-friend Kitty sed i hav 2 stay single this year, 2. my other best-friend georgia sed she'd kill me if i did after wot i dun & 3. i still aint 4given myself 4 fuckin things up. so he's my awesome bro. oh yeh & im a clan queen, did i mention tht? no? well i am now, its pretty anoyin really, emmet wont bloody well leave me alone & im super sensitive 2 loosin control if theres 2 many werewolves around (bad news 4 sam). i acshuly havnt been huntin 4 a while, wus goin 2 last nite but got interupted, im major hungry, (again, bad news 4 sam if i loose it, tryin 2 stay cool tho). oh theres sumfin, im a veggie wen i go 2 hunt (like edward cullen, lol). i dont think sam understands y i am tho.

i dont wanna hurt ppl y'see, i spent about 12 years on this planet thinkin i wus human, so i really like them (as friends not dinner). plus dad wud kill me if i attacked a human.

well ima go now, catch me in my next blog, ciao peeps. lol

HI!! :D

hi evry1

y'know sumfin, i dunno y im even writin this. none of u will b very interested in the workins of my life, few of u r interested in me at all. but here i am anyways. probably becos of the inspirational influence of a brilliant author & fellow blogger derek landy. any1 read his books? the skulduggery pleasant series. they are fantastic. the only thing i can find that is as good as the books r his blogs, so hilariously mind-bogglingly genius. probably becos the best genius' r insane & landy appears 2 b jus tht. still brilliant tho i....w8....this blog, shud b about me not him...rite ok. im ill, iv had 1 of the wurst days imaginable....even if i hav had the house 2 myself mostly. its so much fun 2 b home alone wen ur in perfect health & its light & sunny & evryfin seems good wif the world but once u bcome ill or its wet & rainy & dark & u feel lonely & scared & u jus wish sum1 wus there wif ya....u'v neva had tht? oh well maybe its jus me then. lol.

i dunno y ur readin this, if ur acshuly daft enuf 2 take the truble 2. im borin, stupid & not really very interestin 2 any of u i'd imagine. maybe ur jus really bored.

another thing, prior 2 my random ramblings about derek landy's blogs, no matter how brilliant i hav sed they r (& they r amazingly awesomely brilliant) do not read them, plz, i beg of u. he h8s blogs & dus not wish 2 write them, he is bein made 2 rite them by 'masters', he dus not enjoy it, so do not read them & do not comment. its 2 l8 4 me but plz heed my plea.

thank you.